I need more "Jane" stories - come on you guys fess up, I know there are a million out there!!!

Remember when Jane would get tired of whoever was visiting at the time and she would come out of the bedroom and look at her broken watch and say, "ten tirdy, go home!"
Or Saturday night with Lawrence Welk and the house had to look good with all the doilies on every piece of furniture. And how did she know every album she had and where the music could be found on that album? She knew exactly how many she had and what they were - don't think for a minute that you could put something over on her.